The Threads Check-Up
New patient
case file · threads accounts · text-only

Your Threads account isn't broken. Something specific is wrong with it.

A 10-minute check-up that finds what's holding your account back — and a 14-day plan to fix it. No camera required.

by Earl · Thread Whisperer

How the check-up works

  1. Step 1
    Intake chart

    A few numbers about where you are today.

  2. Step 2
    Symptom check

    Tick the statements that sound like you.

  3. Step 3
    Diagnosis

    See your top three conditions, in plain words.

  4. Step 4
    Treatment plan

    Fourteen days of small, doable tasks.

a note from the doctor's desk

I ran four Subway stores in Vancouver for years. I never planned to be ‘online.’ I started on Threads at 63, camera-shy, with nothing but words. When my account stalled, I stopped guessing and started checking. This is that check-up.

— Earl @threads.whisperer